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Sunday, August 20, 2006,9:21 AM

so my hands are still twitching from the numbness that is beginning to subside from my fingers as i'm typing this. been spring cleaning the whole evening till 11 plus just now. and now its like 12.30 in the morning. i really have to start studying later on already. have to force myself. i need to get a job. then that'll kick me in the face to realize all the comfort i have to appreciate and not be greedy. dang, i'm spoilt.

now i have to start calling the same people up for second time to inform them of the application forms and other trash for that camp. i'm not feeling as enthusiastic as you seem to see i am. i should get paid for it, you know. =(

sis and family will reach here on tuesday night. at least math paper will be over and the following paper is 2 days after they arrive. that should give me some time to spare. gosh, i haven't even memorize a thing for biochem. seriously speaking, i'm really freaked out. my heart shrinks everytime i think of the time i have left and the chunk- i mean LOAD that i have to memorize. *shivers*

mom and i went to geylang this morning. while waiting for like, forever at the casher counter, this primary 6 girl and her mom were in front of us and that kid suddenly picked up a red box of strawberry flavoured condom and her mom freaked, "ehhhh! tarok balik tuuu! tak senonoh eh!" (ehhhh! put that back! obscene eh!) ey woman, its only condom. you should teach her a thing or two about it before she goes practical herself, alright? that thing ain't damned. you use it with your hubby too. there's nothing to be embarrassed about, okay, woman? and another seriously speaking note, i don't really like talking to 'makcik-s' (malay aunties) because they can tell you their whole life story when i least expected it; like what happened today. come on, how can you link condoms to the studies of your children? that doesn't make sense, does it? most importantly, WHO CARES??? i know i didn't. i know i was bored.

talking about condoms, mom and i talked about it. there are tropical flavoured condoms on the shelf in stores. its like.. cool, right?! haha. then mom said, "they should have durian flavour (singaporean typicality) and redesign the rubber package (mom's creativity). make it have spikes like the durian skin."

well, that's not a bad idea. the food science lab experts should collaborate with durex to make the singapore's condom- durian delight. haha. exciting ain't it? i'm sure with those rubber spikes in motion, they should give the woman gazillion times of orgasms and climaxes. hahaaha. not forgetting that at the same time, promotes safe sex AND increase the number of sexual activities among married couples in a week, and hopefully frequent enough till 'increase the number of sexual activities among married couples in a day'. awesome~

quote: "making love with a whole new edge" or "how acute can it be?"

hahahhaha.

how's that sound for a condom ad? catchy, ain't it? *rofl*